The wrong thing to say



A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. As the wife is standing in front of the mirror she takes a hard look at herself.

 “ Look at me”, she says, I look like an old woman-I have wrinkles on my face ,my arms are flabby, and my hair is dull and grey’ .Looking at her husband she smiles and says, “ Say something positive about me that will make me feel better.”

The poor husband paused for a few moments and sweetly said ,” Well ,there is nothing with Your eyesight.”




When a Man

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.